All of the famous quotes and scripts from the episodes of My Little Pony: Marisa Adventures.
Season 1 Scenes
MareZilla (Episode 5)
Marisa: Chii, please tell me why I am fourty feet tall and have the actual chance to crush anypony that walks near me?
Chii: Oh God. I-I Can't believe you Marisa! You walked into my spell I was casting! Now I have to find out how to counter it!
Marisa: Chii, I didn't walk into your spell. I maturely trotted along your enviornment and strutted towards your trouble.
Chii: Grrr, Marisa, there is no time for jokes. We have to fix this right now!
Marisa: Well I hope there is a counter spell! I don't want to run into anypony and crush them. Only the ones I don't like! *Grin*.
Scary Saturday (Episode 11)
Marisa: Oh... My god. Something has went terribly wrong Dad! I know why our bodies have switched!
Dempsey: Marisa, you do realize that you are groundd right after this is over right!? I still cannot believe you did this!? Why would you have the wrecking nerve to do this!?
Marisa: Dad, I can explain.
Dempsey: I just do not want to hear it anymore. I treat you good and give you the best I can but this is just insulting!
Marisa: Dad I know but-!
Dempsey: I always have given you want you needed and wanted as well as-
Marisa: BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE LIFE ANYMORE DAD!
Dempsey: *Eyes widen* W-What?
Marisa: Dad, how would you feel if you found out that your father came from a friekan time machine and had traveled almost 50 years into the future? I can't stand the stress anymore! I am depressed almost every day! Not even JT FireBlaze can help me with my problems. I am through.
Dempsey: Marisa... I understand how you feel. Lets go find a counter spell so we don't have to feel this way any longer.
Season 2 Scenes
As a Matter of Fact... (Episode 11)
Chii: Wait they created the spell? Is that what you are saying?
Rosie: Well no they didn't create the spell. They merely suggest this idea of how magic works. Its been debated for centuries.
Marisa: *Reading a joke book* Okay Okay Okay! What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer!?
Marisa: WE'RE BOTH LAWYERS!
Flutter Friz: *Facehoof*
Rosie: please don't make me use the tape again...... please no more puns.
Marisa: NO! I HATE TAPE! *Blocks face with hooves*
Chii: lol. Marisa, just go with Flutter Fritz and tell her the jokes.
Marisa: OKAY! *Hops away*
Chii: Ugh, why did I befriend such an idiot...
Computer Festival (Episode 8)
Marisa: Let me guess this straight. You came all the way from...?
Marisa: Yeah; to come here and test on James...
Waffle: You make it sound kind of cruel. I do not want to 'test' on him, I want to 'experiment' on him.
Marisa: Test; Experiment, same thing. Well, you came here and than you met Chii and instantly crushed on her?
Waffle: Yes! The mare is beautiful from mane to end!
Marisa: Uh, heh, well... I find it kind of hard picturing in my head a small computer nerd dating a tough brave mare who isn't afraid of a vicious manticore.
Waffle: You are lucky I do not find being called a 'Nerd' an insult. I will not even begin to tell you how beautifully amazing the mare is. The minute I saw her was a princess from a castle.
Marisa: OKAY! Stop making me picture in my head Chii in a dress!
Waffle: Okay Okay calm down! It is just that I cannot get over Chii! We were ment to be!
Marisa:... She can snap a log of wood in half..... You cannot snap a pencil.
Waffle: Hey! I can!... Depending on what pencil it is....
Hard to Believe: James' Victorious Defeat (Episode 11 & 12)
James: (Disguised as a different pony) Marisa, hold on a minute. I must speak to you.
Marisa: W-Who are you and how do you know my name? Are you LUDVIG MAXIS?! AH!
James: No! I am not-- Whatever you said! I am- Uh... Uh... Brutal Essins best friends cousins... nephew. Yep!
Marisa: You're... wait what? *Shakes head rapidly* But wait, no one ever calls Chii by her full name.
James: Well- I just did. My name is... *Looks at Twilight's house* Uh, I'm Tree... *Looks at Sugarcube corner* Sugarcube. YES! I am who is to be called Tree Sugarcube! Yes!
James: .... Anyway. Do you mind taking a sip of this for me? *Shows Marisa beaker of the magic water*.
Marisa: Huh, what's it for?
James: Uh, it is for... Taste testing of this new project I am working on for.... Um, for a... STAND! Yeah! Where people sell stuff! *Grin*.
Marisa: Um... Alrighty than. *Slowly drinks it* Hm- this taste sour. You might need to fix th-
James: *Stares at Marisa indefinitly with full concentration*
Marisa: Um... Are you okay?
A Haunting in Ponyville (Episode 14)
Marisa: Well, here we are, Dad.
Dempsey: So this is the big nasty mansion place you were going crazy about.
Richtofen: SO WUNDERBAR!
Marisa & Dempsey: *Stops and stares at Richtofen*
Marisa: No, but Dad, Mom's ghost spirit is here. You told me about how her spirit was condemned.
Dempsey: But we never even went to this big place before. What made her just want to come here.
Marisa: because this mansion place has a basement downstairs where the other time machine is. Now do you think about why this home is covered in cobwebs?
Dempsey: Well. I guess you're right.
Marisa: Now, come on! *Approaches door*
Dempsey: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? You're not going in there alone!
Marisa: But if you go in... She'll hurt you.
Marisa: Trust me Dad. I can do this.
Dempsey: *Sigh*... Okay.
Richtofen: Ahhh my Step-daughter is going in ALONE!
Dempsey: -_- Shut up Doc.
Marisa: *Slowly opens mansion door* H-Hello...?
(Complete silence and Wind)
Marisa: Um... Hello? Mom?
(Continuing to walk, Noises start to happen).
Mistress Bellaheart: *Whispers* Get out of my house.
Mistress Bellaheart: This is my house...
Marisa: Mom. I know that you're not you, but if you just listen to me, you'll start to understand.
Mistress Bellaheart: Get out of my house! *Appears in front of her with white glowing eyes, light pink coat, Black dress, and white mane and tail*
Dempsey: *Panicing* Marisa! *Runs inside of the house* Marisa! Hold on!
Richtofen: 0_0 I'm all alone now... I Blame Samuel Stuhlinger.
Mistress Bellaheart: *Looks up and sees Dempsey* *Gasp* My dear.... *Pushes Marisa away with the ghostly wind* My dear...
Dempsey: Oh my g- Marisa! Go! Get out of here!
Marisa: Dad! She's going to possess and kill you!
Dempsey: I don't care! Go!
Marisa: *Sheds a tear* *Runs outside next to Richtofen, who is eating a granola bar*
Richtofen:... Vant one?
Marisa: Uhhh No.
Dempsey: You threaten my daughter, you threaten me! How dare you, Rosaline!
Mistress Bellaheart: Dearie, sit down. We have much to discuss. *Throws Dempsey onto a seat*
Dempsey: You can possess me, you can kill me, but you touch my daughter and you'll get the most painful sorry you've ever had to make.
Mistress Bellaheart: *Puts hoof on Dempsey's chest* You are a silly stallion. I'm already dead. *Voice turns demonic* I've been for 40 YEARS! *Dissapears*
Dempsey: *Hurryingly runs out of house* Guys! We need to go! NOW!
Richtofen: Vant a Granola Bar?
Dempsey: 0_0 NO!
Richtofen: Why not! Zis vun has caramel!
Dempsey: No! Come on!
- Mistress' invisibly & suddenly grabs Dempsey's tail making him fall, Mistress Laughs*
Marisa: *Grabs onto Dempsey, Richtofen grabs onto Marisa* *Pulls*
- All three charge away from the house* *Mistress is laughing hysterically*
Dempsey: *Looking at the home and the doors magically shutting itself* That...That WAS her. Than again, it wasn't.
Marisa: Dad, I'm starting to get scared of my mother.
Dempsey: No, don't say that. That wasn't her. Lets go.
Richtofen: And maybe we can have granola bars later?
Marisa & Dempsey: NO!
Richtofen: ... Sorry.
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